“Let me just start off by thanking each and every one of you for making it out tonight. I know it’s not exactly ideal weather for showing off those fabulous wigs, those delightful loincloths. But I promise, we’re going to have so much fun tonight that you’re not even going to remember why everyone out there was making such a big fuss about perfect storms and severe weather patterns.”
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